"Quotes" do Woody Allen

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.(Death)

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.(Woody Allen Volume Two)

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.(Quote and Unquote)

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.(New York Times)

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.